Magic Beer—The Annual McMenamin Drink Tank

By Fred Eckhardt Published November 2012, Volume 33, Number 5

My contribution? I led the congregation in the Prohibition-era Starvation Army song:

We’re coming, we’re coming, our brave little band

On the right side of Temperance we now take our stand.

We don’t use tobacco because we do think

That the people who use it are likely to drink!

(chorus)

Away, away with rum by gum…the song of the Salvation Army!

We never eat fruitcake, because we do think

That the people who use it are likely to drink.

Oh, can you imagine a sorrier sight

Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight!

(chorus)

Away, away with rum by gum…the song of the Salvation Army!

We never eat cookies, they’re made with yeast

And one little bite turns a man to a beast.

Oh, can you imagine a sadder disgrace

Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face?

In conclusion, let me state that “Sanity is for sissies; a he-man needs another beer!”

Fred Eckhardt lives in Portland and carries a card with his name and photo on it so he can remember who he is and where he lives. At age 86, he’s always amazed to see his face in the mirror each morning.

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