Diatribe No. 114: Zero Tolerance
September 1, 2004 - Fred EckhardtA long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there was a lovely land with beautiful citizens and wonderful children. The area around their schools was posted with a 20 mph speed limit.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, there was a lovely land with beautiful citizens and wonderful children. The area around their schools was posted with a 20 mph speed limit.
Bardenay Restaurant and Distillery (2) 610 Grove St. (2nd location coming to Eagle) Boise, ID 83701 208-426-0538 www.bardenay.com Dogfish Head Brewpub 320 Rehoboth Ave. Rehoboth Beach, DE 19971 302-226-2739 www.dogfish.com Local Color Restaurant Brewing and Distilling 42705 Grand River Ave. Novi, Mi 48375 248-349-2600 888-867-2739 www.localcolor.com McMenamins Edgefield Distillery 2126 SW Halsey St. Troutdale, OR... View Article
Portland, OR, where I live, now has two distillery pubs. Bill Owens, of the American Distilling Institute (www.distilling.com), estimates that distillery restaurants are fairly rare in the world. Out of about 66 US distilleries, only seven seem to be distillery pubs (DE, ID-2, MI, MA and OR-2; see sidebar). There is also at least one... View Article
The Food Network got energetic in January. A TV special, “Top Five Food Fads,” carried off the idea that beer is up to something entirely new. Gimme a break! Fad, according to my dictionary, is “a practice or interest followed for a time with exaggerated zeal—Craze.” I suppose I shouldn’t complain; they actually did a... View Article
French: Ou sont les toillettes? (oo sohn lay twa-leht?) German: Wo ist die tollette? (voh ist dee toh-leh-teh?) Nederland: Vaar zijn de toiletten? (vaar zaiyn der tvaalehtern?) Spanish: ¿Dónde están los baños? (DOHN-day ess-TAN los BAnyos?) Italian: Dove sono i gabinetti? (DoVAY so no ee gabi-NETT-i? In much of Europe, just follow the signs to... View Article
The late great US vice president Hubert Humphrey had a few words of advice for all of us, no matter our age or occupation, but his advice is especially useful for beer tourists and beer enthusiasts. At a political convention, when he was asked what advice he had for young beginning politicians, he answered, “Take... View Article
Periodically, my daily newspaper, the Oregonian, presents another babblement on the drinking problems of our young people, often followed by a vicious editorial. It seems these troublesome youths drink alcoholic beverages, especially beer, with entirely too much gusto. These young hooligans carry on from a right early age, some as young as 12. And it’s... View Article
Recently, I was invited to participate in one of those wonderful McMenamin’s “drink tanks.” Once or twice a year, Mike and Brian McMenamin gather their friends, workers, and other assorted followers together to participate in ceremonial rites to formulate one of their very special brews. This one, held at the Portland’s Hillsdale Pub, was for... View Article
Past Great Canadian Beer Festivals, in Victoria, British Columbia, have been a beer tourist’s Mecca. I lived most of my misspent youth some 90 miles from Vancouver and Victoria. Canadian beer was an always sought-after treasure, and Canada, an exotic destination mere miles from home. Did all Mounties sing like Nelson Eddie? Was the city... View Article